Rescue package saves rich people from embarasment and minor inconvenience
Real rulers of earth revealed , democracy just a sham say Ceasar and chums
In the uK Sarah brown meets sarah palin to discuss dead children
admis traitors bail out American dream preserving world financial nightmare
Only a few innocent children killed by US war machine say evil murdering scum
In the UK shopping still popular despite emptiness of consumer lifestyle
Sarah palin wows republicans tits with her ass, I mean republican assholes with her tits
In Afghanistan british military operation succeeds in delivering something somewhere
In the uk middle class nightmare causes sleepless nights,whilst poverty kills peasants
Gold for China and america in New Olympic events of hypocrisy and murder
Silver for Georgian president Saak'ashvili in election rigging pentathlon
bronze for gordon brown tanning himself with our heroes in helmund province
Hello innocent bystanders welcome to the fuckin news , im stable at room temperature here are tonights headlies
Brand new world order 2.0 The Astronomers take on the illuminati
Ordono Mundi saves the world with practical solution and some money
Assholes dismayed by decreasing global population of morons
