Hello blank cheques welcome to the fkn newz Im wildly innacurate here are the headlies tonight Best economic crisis since the thirties say bankers and bailout bandits heartwarming riches to super riches tale Scumhog billionaires wins all the oscars In the UK Jade goody sells rights to her afterlife and pleads for more cancer profits

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Date: 2009-02-27

9/11 The FKN Facts Trailer

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Date: 2007-09-07

Evil plot to rule the world thwarted by evil rulers of the world say evil world rulers Fascist State of Israel needs a hero to slaughter the people of gaza with style In the uk police set to spy on everyone just in case theyr a bit naughty sometime Hello market forces welcome to the fkn newz Im laughing in your face here are the headlies tonight..

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Date: 2009-01-10

Non secret myonist conspiracy plot to spread selfishness and Reality confusion world leaders stimulate the Economy with genital touch er gentle touch In the UK Queens speech marred by presence of heriditary royal fascists Hello delusional debt slaves , welcome to the FKN Newz Im the new world order , here are tonights top stories..

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Date: 2008-12-05

World war 3 happening soon says president bush God cant wait to get on with world war 4,5 and 6 Humanity to split into two sub-species stupid fukkers and really stupid fukkers In the UK more people must die in afghanistan says Gordon Brown prime minister of the landless peasants of britain under the rule of nazi aristocracy and ready to die in large numbers whenever her majesty says so .. Hello debt slaves of earth welcome to the fukin news Im free to choose here are tonights headlies President Bush raised the spectre of ww 3 recently when he said Iran attaining nuclear weapons raises the risk of

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Date: 2007-10-25

POVERTY ADJUSTMENT FOR SLAVES WITH FAKE ECONOMIC OIL CRISIS SEXY NIGHTMARE CRIME TRAGEDIES FILL YOUR MIND WITH NEWS LUST FKN NEWZ STUDIO SWAMPED BY RAIN AND LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE

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Date: 2008-05-31

Rudolph Guilliani is rich enough to keep alive says most expensive health care system on earth opresive women killing Saudi fascist military rulers are welcome at my house says the queen mwa kissy kissyy In the UK 23 billion pound robbery at the Bank of England as Northern Rob fleece landless peasant slaves also in the uk state execution price rises to 175,000 pounds Heloo robots slaves of earth welcome to the fuckin news im fast and furious here are tonights headlies

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Date: 2007-11-03

Bhutto assassinated by AL Quaeda -In your fukking dreams Bush hopes democracy will overcome - in your fukking dreams 2008 will be better than 2007 - in your fukking dreams Hello well informed dog meat, welcome to the fkn newz Im global terror here are

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Date: 2007-12-31

More planets needed to sustain,unsustainable human way of life say morons Only one American politician is a thieving lying corrupt scumbag honestly In the UK assisted suicide of incurable afghan wedding guests shown on tv Hello people with jobs welcome to the fuckin news, Im self unemployed here are the headlies tonight

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Date: 2008-12-12

In Burma protesting generals demand opression explotation and torture must continue In new york visiting President of Iran warns of Americas nuclear ambitions In the UK Gordon Brown has a hair cut , says nice things and wears a suit hello delusional shoppers welcome to the fukin news Im brand new here are the headlies tonight

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Date: 2007-09-28

Sex drugs and Rock n Roll - You like em so you must pay for them, Sex - filthy sin or natural function exploited for profit - Drugs evil poison or natural high exploited for money - Rock n Roll vital voice of expression or boy band pish from crappy music machinery

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Date: 2007-10-06

International outrage as women and children die too easily in Gaza bombings printing money now a growth industry as GMAC get 6 bilion dollar bailout 2008 didnt suck as much as 2009 will say news pundits and bookies Hello pointless subculture of commentary, welcome to the fkn newz, Im wasting my breath here are tonights headlies.

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Date: 2009-01-02

iran to attack israel after we bomb them say crazy religious zionists US sends more troops to die in afghanistan for oil company profits In the uk war planners order taxpayers to buy them aircraft carriers Hello consumer units welcome to the fkn newz Im fully automatic hereare tonights headlies..

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Date: 2008-07-04

MILLIONS SUFFER AS UN-NATURAL DEBT-SASTERS SWEEP AMERICA NEW OSAMA TAPE AUTHENTICATED DEFINATLEY MADE BY US SAY CIA IN THE UK TAX RELIEF FOR THE POOREST RICH PEOPLE ANNOUNCED Hello landless peasants welcome to the fkn newz , Im naughty but nice here are the headlies tonight..

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Date: 2008-05-17

World Economic Mafia er Forum meets in Davos to fix the games in favour of the house Obama stimulates his package in congress er stimulus package passed by congress.. In the uk..the bbc refuse to broadcast anything Israel doesnt like, just in case.. Hello Impartial observers welcome to the fkn newz , Im towing the line here are the headlies tonight..

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Date: 2009-01-30

Free market now very expensive, as US Car makers demand $23 billion bailout. American dominance set to wane, as other superfascists er superpowers grow. In the UK baby P stories sell newspapers but dead golly wog children dont. Hello Landless peasants, welcome to the FKN News, Im to drunk to fuck here are tonights headlies..

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Date: 2008-11-21

FREE TIBET but fuck Iraq afghanistan saudi arabia Palestine Darfur and PakistanrnTroop surge a success says man who suggested troop surge would be a successrnIn the UK brainwashed religious extremists on trial for being rubbish terroristsrn....

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Date: 2008-04-12

bush the greatest president ever or just the moron front man for a group of evil nazis Israel is a cunt..tree with no respect for the innocent cunts in other trees er cuntries In the UK Paki raghead slur from prince harry not the bastard son of princess diana slut Hello ineffective protestors welcome to the FKN newz Im rolling my own here are the headlies to night..

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Date: 2009-01-16

IRAQIS CELEBRATE 5 YEARS OF ROBBERY MURDER AND LIESrnTIBETANS CELEBRATE 60 YEARS OF GENOCIDE AND TYRANNYrnTHE UK CELEBRATES SECURITY THREATS AND FAKE ECONOMYrnHello bacterial hosts welcome to the FKN Newz , Im lovely biscuits here are tonight's headlies.

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Date: 2008-03-21

Sarah palin wows republicans tits with her ass, I mean republican assholes with her tits In Afghanistan british military operation succeeds in delivering something somewhere In the uk middle class nightmare causes sleepless nights,whilst poverty kills peasants

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Date: 2008-09-05