Israel kills lots of innocent men women and children but nobody gives a fuck about that - Prince Harry whos not a bastard fullfills psyco fascist killer ambitions in Afghanistan President Bush urges congress to reinstate sinister wiretap laws or else - Hello landless peasant fucks, welcome to the fkn newz, Im vaguely moist, here are tonights headlies....

NO MINUTES SILENCE FOR DEAD IRAQ CHILDREN

Pope buggers children who met priests, er met children buggered by priests Many Americans bored to death by suicide bombs and dead brown people Gordon Browns visits America to meet future asses he will have to kiss