Princess Lady Diana 2 timing shagmachine not murdered by ex husbands massively powerfull wealthy royal family with history of murder and opression

Asshole shortage threatens world peace, President bush ready to be a bigger asshole 10th anniversary of princess diana shagging a muslim then dying mysteriously Permafrost melts in siberia and alaska forest fires rage in greece car sales rise in China Hello complacent masses, im sick and tired here are tonights headlies

US missile destroys peace in space er I mean broken space satellite- Spying on everyone protects us from you, say evil planet owners- In the UK - MI6 evidence at Diana inquest - our secret killers didnt kill anyone - Hello well informed dog meat , welcome to the fkn news , Im defying gravity here are tonights headlies