Bush takes piss in hysteric first visit to israel , er I mean talks peace in historic visit Clinton cries to victory in new hampshire, racism not a factor say white folks In the UK nextgen nuclear power given all clear by radioactive mutant people

New world order delayed by credit crunch say beefy wankers er wealthy bankers Holocaust in Gazza, but nothing like the Jewish one says camp commandant In the UK new Identity passport cards for babies embryos fetus and Students Hello catatonic cattle people, welcome to the FKN Newz Im Tongue in cheek here are tonights top stories..

No war with Iran say warring warmongering warmongers from Wartime HQ World banking conspiracy er I mean co-operation to print more debt I mean money New sins announced by medieval voodoo organisation headed by former nazi hrg In The UK Oath to the queen and treason law reform for land less peasant fuks

Pope buggers children who met priests, er met children buggered by priests Many Americans bored to death by suicide bombs and dead brown people Gordon Browns visits America to meet future asses he will have to kiss