Fake economy mindfuck continues with record profits and massive losses. Fake war on terror conviction for fake terror acts that never took place. Fake global warming protests at heathrow fail to stop mass extinctions on earth. Welcome to the FKN News , im freshly baked here are the headlies tonigh

Evil fake religioun promotes annual spiritual mindfuck to ignorant masses ,mindless zombie shopper hordes destroy our world and enslave millions, In the UK oldest monarch ever presides over nation of landless peasant fuks Hello economic slaves welcom

POVERTY ADJUSTMENT FOR SLAVES WITH FAKE ECONOMIC OIL CRISIS SEXY NIGHTMARE CRIME TRAGEDIES FILL YOUR MIND WITH NEWS LUST FKN NEWZ STUDIO SWAMPED BY RAIN AND LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE

FAKE ECONOMY STILL FAKE SAY FEDERAL RESERVE FAKERS rnMISSION STILL BEING ACCOMPLISHED AS CARRIER HEADS FOR GULFrnIN THE UK LOCAL ELECTIONS MARRED BY PEOPLE VOTING

Borrow money and buy useless shit to save our fake economy say world banks Bali climate conferece a waste of time say extinct species and dead forests algerian bombers have links to al quaeda or the cia /mossad or walt disney In the uk gordon brown

International storys of fake terror striking fear into the hearts of sheep like masses Commercial storys of no news interest possibly a movie a new car or other product Celebrity distraction scandal, knickers titties gusset drink drugs and rehab gossip Criminal Business news money stocks shares laughing all the way to the bank And Finally heart warming comical animal or royal propaganda story Hello sleepwalking debt zombies welcome to the FKN Newz, Im here to stay here are tonights headlies..