The future is not as good as it used to be, Most humans wiped out in nuclear war. One world government, no elections, no dissent,no freedom, A few wealthy families declare themselves divine and immortal. Hello former inhabitants of earth, welcome to the Future FKN Newz Im sooner than you think, here are tomorrows headlies

God loves killing humans and we love it to. In the Uk Tommy Sheridan not guilty of having principals. Summer time its hot and it doesnt rain much Im Fat and Baldie here are tonights headlies

Arms Manufacturers celebrate humans evil murdering stupidity In the UK bird flu kills no one but just in case lets buy loads o vaccine

PEACE AND LOVE BREAK OUT HUMANS VERY HAPPY

STUPID LIFE AND WATER DISCOVERED ON EARTH EARTH INVASION SANCTIONED BY CHURCH STUPID HUMANS MUST DIE SAY COMMERCIAL INTERESTS