Asshole shortage threatens world peace, President bush ready to be a bigger asshole 10th anniversary of princess diana shagging a muslim then dying mysteriously Permafrost melts in siberia and alaska forest fires rage in greece car sales rise in China Hello complacent masses, im sick and tired here are tonights headlies

Fascist World leaders love evil religious nutters and their devisive voodo rubbish. In Iraq crazy guntoting Murderers rampage in baghdad and theyre the good guys. In the UK sacked football managers and a missing child maintain mass ignorance Hello filthy collaborators welcome to the fukin news im poorly prepared here are tonights headlies

FREE TIBET but fuck Iraq afghanistan saudi arabia Palestine Darfur and PakistanrnTroop surge a success says man who suggested troop surge would be a successrnIn the UK brainwashed religious extremists on trial for being rubbish terroristsrn....

Oh no dont withdraw from Iraq things will get worse ,cos were gonna bomb our way out ,,oh ye

Happy Birthday Warren Iraq 4yrs old this week and in the UK heres the fuckn budget

NO MINUTES SILENCE FOR DEAD IRAQ CHILDREN

The planets fucked, its your fault and its getting worse, no action required to maintain these circumstances, President Bush derides conspiracy theories over , Secret Tri-nattion Jelly bean streamlining summit, In the UK British troops claim Iraqi war is unwinnable and were the ones to proudly not win it for the queen, Hello complacent masses, welcome to the fukin news Im deep fried here are tonights headlies

New planet may have smarter life than us on it No spaceship being built go back to work Prince Harry Not a bastard not going to Iraq