Bush takes piss in hysteric first visit to israel , er I mean talks peace in historic visit Clinton cries to victory in new hampshire, racism not a factor say white folks In the UK nextgen nuclear power given all clear by radioactive mutant people

Israel kills lots of innocent men women and children but nobody gives a fuck about that - Prince Harry whos not a bastard fullfills psyco fascist killer ambitions in Afghanistan President Bush urges congress to reinstate sinister wiretap laws or else - Hello landless peasant fucks, welcome to the fkn newz, Im vaguely moist, here are tonights headlies....

ISRAEL KILLS ANYTIME ANY PLACE ANYWHERE

ISRAEL READY FOR WORLD WAR FOUR

iran to attack israel after we bomb them say crazy religious zionists US sends more troops to die in afghanistan for oil company profits In the uk war planners order taxpayers to buy them aircraft carriers Hello consumer units welcome to the fkn newz Im fully automatic hereare tonights headlies..