CIA's lying murdering past, secret experiments on our minds - whirr click. Hollocaust in palestine Alan johnstone must be released to file posh reports. Tony blair not arrested for war crimes Gordon brown becomes PM of the ununited kingdom

Paul wolfowitz resigns as sleazy lying warmonger I mean head of the world bank. World news coverage disappears from Portuguese holiday home. In the UK gordon brown succeeds tony blair as plausible front for capitalism