Bush "were not leaving till the job is done- theres still some painting and decorating needed and a new bathroom. Steven Hawkings says humans future is in the stars...

Gold for China and america in New Olympic events of hypocrisy and murder Silver for Georgian president Saak'ashvili in election rigging pentathlon bronze for gordon brown tanning himself with our heroes in helmund province Hello innocent bystanders welcome to the fuckin news , im stable at room temperature here are tonights headlies

Brain wharehouse for new brains government approved , guaranteed to accept any shit that they say

New world order delayed by credit crunch say beefy wankers er wealthy bankers Holocaust in Gazza, but nothing like the Jewish one says camp commandant In the UK new Identity passport cards for babies embryos fetus and Students Hello catatonic cattle people, welcome to the FKN Newz Im Tongue in cheek here are tonights top stories..

New World Order"go to the shops and buy things Or else

Brand new world order 2.0 The Astronomers take on the illuminati Ordono Mundi saves the world with practical solution and some money Assholes dismayed by decreasing global population of morons