Asshole shortage threatens world peace, President bush ready to be a bigger asshole 10th anniversary of princess diana shagging a muslim then dying mysteriously Permafrost melts in siberia and alaska forest fires rage in greece car sales rise in China Hello complacent masses, im sick and tired here are tonights headlies

Bullshit shortage caused by peak Bullshit King Canute's Hardon Tax for global warming Cost of being middle class falling says super rich